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[fancy_pants]

I don't suppose anyone would care to join me for a beer in the pub. This near-ubiquitous tension over the last few weeks does tend to strain the nerves some, and I figure a little friendly conversation and imbibement would not be amiss.

[Private to Rorschach]

A point of inquiry, if you wouldn't mind. Why maim the boy? 

[Private to Chris D'amico]

You'll forgive the concern of a simple old man, I'm sure. How are you feeling? 

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[mistconduct]

Yeah, they have. But last time I checked you weren't my mom. I think it's the beard that's throwing me off.

[fancy_pants]

Is it customary for only parents to do this where you are from?

[mistconduct]

What do you want, Doc?

[fancy_pants]

That should be obvious. I heard you were hurt. I was concerned. I inquired after you. Surely I'm not the only person that has done this.

[mistconduct]

I'm fine. I'm awesome. Thanks.

[what]

[fancy_pants]

Can I bring you anything to help you pass the time? Books from the library perhaps?

[mistconduct]

What, seriously?

Uh, fuck, I mean.

I guess I've got some books and shit in my room, if you're hanging around without anything to do.